Tag Military Humor

Engage the Enemy means "to blow something up." Surgical Strike means "to blow up something small." Decapitate means "to blow up their leaders." Collateral Damage means "to accidentally blow up something of theirs." Friendly Fire means "to accidentally blow up something of ours." Target of Opportunity means "to blow something up on a whim" Kinetic Targeting means "to blow up something that's moving" Ordnance is "something that that does the blowing up" An Asset is "something that can be blown up" Embedded Media means "a report that's blown out of proportion"  

As a platoon of trainees stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant walked up and said, "All right! All you retards fall out." As the rest of the platoon wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Sergeant walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, Drill Sergeant?"