Tag humor
Starship Grifters is a mix of Slanted Jack, Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Mort from Discworld. This book takes you on a hilarious, fast-paced adventure as a scam artist skips from one crisis and scam to another always staying one step ahead of… Continue Reading →
Engage the Enemy means "to blow something up." Surgical Strike means "to blow up something small." Decapitate means "to blow up their leaders." Collateral Damage means "to accidentally blow up something of theirs." Friendly Fire means "to accidentally blow up something of ours." Target of Opportunity means "to blow something up on a whim" Kinetic Targeting means "to blow up something that's moving" Ordnance is "something that that does the blowing up" An Asset is "something that can be blown up" Embedded Media means "a report that's blown out of proportion"
Engage the Enemy means “to blow something up.” Surgical Strike means “to blow up something small.” Decapitate means “to blow up their leaders.” Collateral Damage means “to accidentally blow up something of theirs.” Friendly Fire means “to accidentally blow up… Continue Reading →
As a platoon of trainees stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant walked up and said, "All right! All you retards fall out." As the rest of the platoon wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Sergeant walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, Drill Sergeant?"
As a platoon of trainees stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant walked up and said, “All right! All you retards fall out.” As the rest of the platoon wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The… Continue Reading →
A Platoon Sergeant and his Platoon Leader are racking out in the field for the night. The Platoon Sergeant looks up and says, “When you see all the stars in the sky, what do you think, LT?” The LT replies,… Continue Reading →
The Duffel Blog: If you have ever been in the military, especially if you were an NCO, you will get some awesome belly laughs from the fictional but could be true satire on this site.
I saw these posters several years ago at a site I can no longer remember and saw them again today in my random pictures folder. Â As graphic design college students know, sometimes the words that accompany images can make them… Continue Reading →