{"id":4658,"date":"2014-03-06T11:09:21","date_gmt":"2014-03-06T09:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.military-history.us\/?p=4658"},"modified":"2014-03-10T12:38:59","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T10:38:59","slug":"one-smart-private","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/2014\/03\/one-smart-private\/","title":{"rendered":"One Smart Private"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As a platoon of trainees stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant walked up and said, &#8220;All right! All you retards fall out.&#8221;<br \/>\nAs the rest of the platoon wandered away, one soldier remained at attention.<br \/>\nThe Drill Sergeant\u00a0walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.<br \/>\nThe soldier smiled and said, <strong>&#8220;Sure was a lot of &#8217;em, huh, Drill\u00a0Sergeant?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a platoon of trainees stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant walked up and said, &#8220;All right! All you retards fall out.&#8221; As the rest of the platoon wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/2014\/03\/one-smart-private\/\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[199,1226],"tags":[1019,355,877,100],"class_list":["post-4658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-quote","hentry","category-military-culture","category-non-historical-asides","tag-army-life","tag-humor","tag-military-humor","tag-rambles","post_format-post-format-quote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.military-history.us\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}